Standing tall at five feet and two inches, Meg "the Keg" Anne Hedwig Weichman was born on April 11th, 1988 in Lansing, Michigan. If you think you know pop culture, there is a good chance that Meg knows much more than you.

Meg's family is Jamie Weichman, P-We and Katie. Jamie is a first grade teacher at Hiawatha Elementary School, P-We is a badass, and Katie is some kind of doctor. Katie used to live in da Bronx. Meg often forgets the names of people she sees everyday, including her best friends. Meg is a devout soap opera fan, and also manages to watch every show on television while becoming the bummiest valedictorian at HOS. Phil Weichman is alumni of that frat house behind the Frag Center at MSU, which is now sadly being demolished to create about 4.5 parking spaces.

Meg absolutely loves milk, but refuses to eat cheese unless it is on a California Pizza Kitchen pizza. When Meg was in elementary school, she told her teacher that she had a blind sister that lived in the attic. Meg loves Robert Redford and owns an awesome book on him, courtesy of the Okemos High School library, but they don't know it yet. She has memorized a nimiety of children's educational songs and poems, due to her mother being a first grade teacher. Geordie is a big part of Meg's life. Meg is attending New York University to study the cinema.