Elise Jongeun Yoon was born on August 30th, 1988 in the beautiful city of Lansing, Michigan. She has some pets; a dog named Pepper, a cat named Pumpkin, and some stupid fish she was forced into taking care of. Elise played the violin in the HOS Philharmonic Orchestra, but that is little in comparison to her roles as pianist/keyboardist, guitarist and singer in Shamu Swims Six.
She doesn't believe in that whole double spacing after each period thing. Elise is totally awesome at chugging and could probably kick your ass at it. Once, on an orchestra trip, she chugged a bunch of appley-honey-ey juice with seeds in it. Unfortunately, it caused her to vomit, but fortunately, she beat all the dumb boys at chugging. This is probably one of her biggest lifetime achievements. Almost as awesome as the day that she won a cake in a cakewalk, which was the greatest day of her life. Elise's family consists of a Dr. Ruth, P-Yo, John, Sam, and grandma. Dr. Ruth is everyone's favorite family doctor, P-Yo is a gangsta, John and Sam are sort of students at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, and grandma has more of a social life than anyone.
Elise loves to eat all the time, in fact, if she were an animal, she would most likely be Pumpkin, aka the Notorious CAT, because all he ever does is eat and lie around on his fat ass all the time. And occasionally take a piss on the stairs.
She doesn't believe in that whole double spacing after each period thing. Elise is totally awesome at chugging and could probably kick your ass at it. Once, on an orchestra trip, she chugged a bunch of appley-honey-ey juice with seeds in it. Unfortunately, it caused her to vomit, but fortunately, she beat all the dumb boys at chugging. This is probably one of her biggest lifetime achievements. Almost as awesome as the day that she won a cake in a cakewalk, which was the greatest day of her life. Elise's family consists of a Dr. Ruth, P-Yo, John, Sam, and grandma. Dr. Ruth is everyone's favorite family doctor, P-Yo is a gangsta, John and Sam are sort of students at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, and grandma has more of a social life than anyone.
Elise loves to eat all the time, in fact, if she were an animal, she would most likely be Pumpkin, aka the Notorious CAT, because all he ever does is eat and lie around on his fat ass all the time. And occasionally take a piss on the stairs.