If you want to contact me, come find me. Good Luck! In the meantime, here’s some graffiti tips:
It’s always easier to get forgiveness than permission. Mindless vandalism can take a bit of thought.
Think from outside the box, collapse the box and take a very sharp knife to it.
A regular 400ml can of paint will give you up to 50 A4 sized stencils. This means you can become incredibly famous/unpopular in a small town virtually overnight for approximately ten pounds.
Try to avoid painting in places where they still point at aeroplanes.
Spray the paint sparingly onto the stencil from a distance of 8 inches.
When explaining yourself to the Police its worth being as reasonable as possible. Graffiti writers are not real villians. Real villians consider the idea of breaking in someplace, not stealing anything and then leaving behind a painting of your name in four foot high letters the most retarded think they ever heard of.
Be aware that going on a major mission totally durnk out of your head will result in some truly spectacular artwork and at least one night in the cells.
The easiest way to become invisible is to wear a day-glo vest and carry a tiny transistor radio playing Heart FM very loudly. If questioned about the legitimacy of your painting simply complain about the hourly rate.
Crime against property is not real crime. People look at an oil painting and admire the use of brushstrokes to convey meaning. People look at a graffiti painting and admire the use of a drainpipe to gain access.
The time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Fame is a by-product of doing something else. you don’t go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have shi*.
A wall has always been the best place to publish your work.